Sunday, 25 November 2012

Do blowjobs cure headaches?

J is my lovingly dominant and sadistic partner of 3 and a half years. Earlier today he laid down on the sofa next to me and complained about having a headache. I snuggled him for a while and suggested we go upstairs to cuddle in bed for a while, in the back of my mind I had the sneaky plan to give him a blowjob to make him feel better. Unfortunately he didn't want to go upstairs right then but a little while later he asked if I wanted to give him a blowjob. Clearly great minds think alike.

We decided to perform a scientific study of the question "Do blowjobs cure headaches?". So we went upstairs and I started giving him an amazing blowjob, and I really do mean amazing. I've had more than 3 years of practice when it comes to pleasing J orally and I take great pride in my skill. Unfortunately the results of the first trial in the study were inconclusive. I imagine I'll be called upon again some time to continue this study. This does however give me a great excuse to talk more about oral sex.

I really love giving blowjobs. Not only do they give immense pleasure to my dear J but they also make me incredibly horny. Now then, about a month ago I decided to learn how to deepthroat and J has been very generous in helping me practice. I can take him pretty deep but I'm not quite an expert yet and sometimes my throat gets a little sore from it, which I take as a sign that I'm not doing it quite right. One thing I never considered before trying it myself is that there's pretty much a 90 degree angle between your mouth and your throat. Unless you have a flexible penis this poses quite an obvious problem but luckily there's also an obvious answer, lean your head back. I've found that on my knees and the 69 position work best for taking it deep whereas snuggled up between J's legs, my favourite position for oral sex, only works to a lesser extent.

Then there's the gag reflex. Learning to suppress it  took less time than expected and I'm getting pretty good at it. It still strikes occasionally when there's a lot of moving around but even then it's muted and not so bad. An interesting fact about deep throating is that it even produces it's own lube. I'm not familiar with the mechanics behind it but having things down your throat makes you produce some kind of really thick spit which works awesomely as lube. Try and remember that in case you're ever unexpectedly out of lube.

That's pretty much the gist of where I'm at with my deep throating project, and now apparently headache curing project. If I make any progress I'll be sure to write about it here and if any of you readers happen to have any personal experience with this kind of headache remedy, feel free to share. More data is always good in a study.

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